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Stormy Daniels compares Trump’s privates Super Mario’s Toad character



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  • In an upcoming book from pornographic film actress
    Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, President Trump’s
    genitals are likened to “the mushroom character in ‘Mario
  • The video game character, Toad, has a body shape
    similar to a mushroom — his head is a large, speckled mushroom
  • Clifford allegedly had a sexual affair with Trump more
    than 10 years ago.

The latest twist in the ongoing he said/she said between
President Trump and Stephanie Clifford — aka “Stormy Daniels,”
the pornographic film actress who allegedly had an affair with
Trump years ago — involves a Super Mario side character.

Is nothing sacred? (The answer is no, nothing is sacred.)

In a new book titled, “Full Disclosure,” Daniels compares Trump’s
genitals to “the mushroom character in ‘Mario
Kart’.” The
Guardian obtained an early copy of the book
, and shared the
pertinent section.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with
Yeti pubes and a d**k like the mushroom character in ‘Mario
Kart’,” Daniels writes in the upcoming book, according to The

The “mushroom character,” as Mario fans know, is a cute little
fellow named Toad. 

Toad, and the Super Mario series that he sprang from, is intended
to be family friendly. The biggest controversy surrounding Toad
whether or not his mushroom head is a hat
(it’s not — it’s
part of his body!). 

If anything, Toad appears in recent “Super Mario” games as a
comic foil.

Captain Toad
Keep running!

He shows up in “Super Mario Odyssey” as Captain Toad, an
adventurous explorer seeking coins. He shows up in various “Mario
& Luigi” games as a loyal subject of the Mushroom Kingdom.

And he shows up in “Mario Kart” as the joyful little guy he’s
always been. 

Here he is doing a sweet jump:

Mario Kart 8 (Toad)Nintendo

From now on, unfortunately, he’s playing a new role — as a
comparison to President Trump’s genitals. Sorry Toad!

Nintendo didn’t offer a statement regarding the comparison, and
that’s probably for the best.

The book, “Full Disclosure,” arrives on October 2. For the full
quote from the book,
head over to The Guardian right here

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