justin trudeauCanadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.Blair Gable/Reuters

One of the most common refrains this election season — and every election season, really — is people swearing they’ll move to Canada, a land where healthcare is free, people are friendly, and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau explains quantum computing just for laughs.

But to actually become a Canadian citizen, you’ll first need to go through several steps, like living in the country for at least six years, staying on your best behavior, and knowing a thing or two about the country you’ll soon call home.

For those who actually want to head up north, here’s how you move to Canada.